TOBY TURNER


The Sideburns Song Lyrics

Sideburns on the side of my face,
As my head turns,
You can see they’re in the same place.
On either side-burns,
They can’t be replaced
My insides burn, when I think of the days before my…
My sideburns, look at my sideburns
But don’t touch my sideburns
Why would you do that?
My heart yearns for my own sideburns!
My side actually burns now, what is that?
What the hell man, why does my side burn?
What the hell’s going on? My side burns.
Does any body have some Aloe Vera?
If you do, bring it backstage (I’ll pay you back)
1985 from the womb I came out (On my birthday)
The doctor said “What you crying about?”
I said “Is that a rhetorical question?
You know why I cried. I have a serious lack of hair on
the side, of my head.”
Little baby people don’t have sideburns, they gotta
grow them when they’re older
But if your little baby already has sideburns, that’s
awesome! Don’t be concerned!
Don’t be concerned about your little bitty baby with
the big, big sideburns.
You should not be concerned (serned) about the little
itty baby baby with the big, big sideburns.
Your little baby gonna be a pimp. Your little baby
gonna be a little baby pimp.
You should probably discourage that kind of profession
because it’s illegal and your baby’s too young
To be concerned about starting a business,
But that’s impressive if it’s got the mind set.
My sideburns, look at my sideburns! Back on track
talking talking ‘bout sideburns.
My sideburns look at my sideburns! La li luh luh loo
loo sidebu-u-ur-r-rns…
Sideburns….

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Meaning to "The Sideburns Song" song text (3 meanings)
Slendar 10/05/12,08:54
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Tobuscus should totally write a song about SLENDER!!! Anyways, this one of my absolute favorite Tobuscus songs. You're awesome!
cambuscus 09/12/12,20:46
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audience wha- what are doing looking at tobuscus' sideburns song lyrics bless your face if you sneezed reading these lyrics bless you peace off BOOP!
Logan Turner 08/23/12,21:28
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Intro of Darkness then Redness then Whiteness :3 Toby is awesome and I love him and I wish I could have sideburns on the side of my face... But I'm a girl! Neosporin! Boop!!!
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