TOBY TURNER


Safety Torch Lyrics

(Note: This is a duet song)

Toby:
Look at little Tim Tim
sleeping so soundly
WAKE UP TIMMY
WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?!
Don't be scared Timmy or he'll eat you
Monsters smell fear
Lucky for you, I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch
(it's a) SAFETY TORCH!
Put it in your hallway
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away
SAFETY TORCH!
That'll be 50 bucks.

Timmy:
But my house is on fire!

Toby:
Shhh!

Tim Tim,
Things are looking grim grim
But lucky for you
I've come with a solution!
It's your lucky day.
SAFETY WATER!
Put it in a bucket
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire
SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath
SAFETY WATER!
First one on the house!

-talk time-

Timmy:
Heh, I see what you did there.
First one's on the house.

Toby:
Heh heh yeah.
Just the first one though but it took quite a few.
So those...
...Plus all that safety torches...
Let's like, let's just call it like 500 bucks.

Timmy:
I don't have 500 bucks!

Toby:
Oh that's fine I'll bill your parents.

Timmy:
No!

Toby:
Thanks for your time go on back to sleep
Have a good night.

Timmy:
My parents are gonna kill me...

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Meaning to "Safety Torch" song text (2 meanings)
Z-Money6 10/03/12,20:05
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Freakin Hilarious I Luv this Song and tobuscus play one of either zmoney7 or 6's levels on happy wheels that's ME oh and you guys 2 PEACE OFF, BOOP!
cambuscus 09/16/12,21:19
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Audience wha- what are you doing looking at Tobuscus' SAFETY TORCH lyrics? Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness! Bless your face, if you sneezed reading these lyrics bless you, peace off. BOOP!
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