TOBY TURNERSafety Torch Lyrics
Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly.
WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?!
Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you.
Monsters smell fear.
Lucky for you, I got a
Put it on your porch, make a
Put it in the hallway.
Scare the monsters away.
That'll be 50 bucks.
But my house is on fire.
Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim,
But lucky for you you,
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day!
Put it in a bucket.
Pour it on the fire!
Maybe make a bubble bath.
First one's on the house.
Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house.
Ha ha ha, yeah.
Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those, plus all the safety torches.
So that'll be... let's just call it... 500 bucks.
I don't have 500 bucks!
Oh, that's fine. I'll bill your parents.
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night.
My parents are gonna kill me.
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