Dramatic Song Lyrics

This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at writing words.
If you don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.

You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm singing about
The lack of stuff I'm singing 'bout

This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as you don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would love this song,
Please send it to her and she'll probably-

Tell her foreign friends about the song
Her grandson or daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.

If the chorus sounds like Cold Play.
Then I put some la, la, las in there
La la la la la la la la la
Cold Play! Hopefully your foreign grandma
listens to this song everyday,
and if she asks you to translate the lyrics,
here's what you say:

A perfect translation does not exist,
Well at least, not in your language.
But if you must know, well picture this:

Fifty billion rainbows and the sun is setting
And the moon is setting also and you're there
In a gazebo, and then God descends from heaven
and he gives you a million dollars.

Take that feeling, and put it into a song
I could translate word by word
But that'd take too long.
And I've got stuff to do, Grandma

I don't have time for this
You gotta trust me
You gotta trust me, Grandma

(This freakin' song is brilliant.)

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