William you fool
Don’t you know cards are banned
William you fool
Can’t you deal a straight hand

We’ve read your school reports
And teacher’s agreed
You deal in stolen goods
And invest with the Leeds

We are a rotten disease
We steal what we want
When we please

There’s stock on the market
And there’s land to deal
So finish your schooling
[From: http://www.elyrics.net]
And then it’s for real

You’re showing promise now
Please play it straight
And only steal things
Approved by the State

We are a rotten disease
We steal what we want
When we please

Oh we are a rotten disease
We steal what we want
When we please
Oh we are a rotten disease
We steal what we want
When we please