Tik Tok Parody Lyrics

Wakeup in the morning feeling like Nick Jonas(oh my
gosh!)
I got my Pixy sticks and hair brush
This happens every day
I'm really lazy
All I do is sit and eat this cheese stick
My pants are on the ground
I think I'm going crazy
Talkin Aunt Jemima on my toes, toes
Peter Griffin on my clothes, clothes
Chopsticks all up in my nose, nose(ouch,is that blood?)
Takin my myspace pic in the bathroom
Eating all of these pincheese.
Turning into a hobo
(CHORUS)
Let's punch Captain Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tik Tok
Found a rock
Gonna knock this posers's socks off
WHOA! They're purple
Woah, woah woaoah!
(repeat)
I just ordered a pizza As well as 46 others
Cuz my fridge was out of milk
So I talked about it's mother
And my friends are lining up
Because they're waiting for their meal
Oh I just opened up my toilet seat to Shaquille O'Neal
I got mad so I punched my van,van
Turning into a man,man
Started my very own clan,clan
Chew gum then stick it on a tree,tree
Just kidding that could kill a bee,bee
Going on a killing spree
OUCH!I shot my knee
(CHORUS x2)
My car smelled really bad
So I wore some plaid
I bought myself an air freshener
It's called Peachy Peach
But it smelled like an elk
So I threw it out
And tweeted all about it
(repeat)
Now I just restocked the fridge
I bought 1%
(CHORUS x2)

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