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Sticky hands, smelly feet Badly breath, fart of death Please don't mind my running nose I've got everything you need
I gotta good feet, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade Don't think about it, don't hesitate
Come on in, look around Please beware, rancid air I sell guns and animals See my sex-toys? Best in town!
A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude" My hair is fake, my hair is fake No problem, man, I've got attitude I am the man with the million lighters The people call me "Zero Dude"
Russian furs, french perfums Irish stew, british glue I sell safes and satellites Michael Jackson's silicon
I gotta good feet, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade Don't think about it, don't hesitate
Tell your friend 'bout my shop Come again, buy a lot Doesn't matter, if you're broke I take your wife, if she is hot
A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude" My hair is fake, my hair is fake No problem, man, I've got attitude I am the man with the million lighters The people call me "Zero Dude"
Sticky hands, smelly feet Badly breath, fart of death Please don't mind my running nose I've got everything you need
I gotta good feet, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade Don't think about it, don't hesitate
Come on in, look around Please beware, rancid air I sell guns and animals See my sex-toys? Best in town!
A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude"...
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