Sweatshop Union Don't Mind Us Lyrics

(Listen well here all you club hoppin’ hos)

She’s not nineteen but she’s got ID
And she walks nicely so she got by free
She’s on the guest list blessed with
Huge breasts that protrude from her chest
With a dude in a Lexus who knew
Once she stepped in the club
He’d be lettin’ her hump
anybody that be gettin’ her drunk
Cuz she gets free shots if the chick tease cocks
And a fifty-spot for the dick she’d suck

The next day took her itchy muff
To the clinic pissin’ samples into dixie cups
And then she’s off snortin’ on pixie dust
Drinkin’ back a mickey for a pick-me-up

Just a club hopping slut talking obnoxiously
Walking up Robson Street on a drunk shopping spree
Spending cash she made from ass she gave
To whoever tapped it and paid without asking her age

And these are some people that we don’t like much
Not too many people that we don’t like much
Pet peeves get me vexed please don’t mind us
We’re just a couple MC’s that don’t like clubs
These are some people that we don’t like much
Not you, just some people that we don’t like much
If you fit the description well listen don’t whine just
Dance retardedly to R & B and don’t mind us

Well he’s not quite cool but he’s got nice shoes
Complete with buckles on ‘em and he rocks ice jewels
He’s one depressed kid his ex did huge head trips
Screwed up, protected a dude in a Lexus
Who knew he would get in her pants so he’s lettin’ her
dance
With any guy that’s directin’ her glance

A pimp he’s not with his limp queeze(?) cock
But she thinks he’s hot with the bling he’s got
The next day to the gym he walks
And notices his jimmy smells like stinky socks
Meanwhile her ex boyfriend on his dink he spots
Blisters on his cock the size of bindi dots

An odd looking Todd booking out his doctor’s door
Walkin’ up Robson sure that he can spot the whore
Regrettin’ cash he spent on flashy friends Tryin’ to get her ass into bed to follow fashion and
trends

And these are some people that we don’t like much
Him and her just some people that we don’t like much
Pet peeves get me vexed please don’t mind us
We’re just a couple MC’s that don’t like clubs
These are some people that we don’t like much
Not you just some people that we don’t like much
If you fit this description listen don’t whine just
Dance retardedly to R & B and don’t mind us

These are some people that we don’t like much
Not you just some people that we don’t like much
Pet peeves get me vexed please don’t mind us
We’re just a couple MC’s that don’t like clubs

These are some people that we don’t like much
Just a couple people that we don’t like much
If you fit this description listen don’t whine just
Dance retardedly to R & B and don’t mind us

These are some people that we don’t like much
Just a couple people that we don’t like much

While I’m here with you guys today, we’re talking about
a couple of things that have just been getting me so
pissed off lately

I’m seein’ people, and they’re wearing orange pants,
orange abercrombie pants, and they have blonde
highlights in their hair with visor caps. And it’s
starting to really get me vexed here. If you, If I see
you and you have a visor cap on and you got, it looks
like you got about two bottles of gel in your hair -
Well I’m f*ckin’ ya up!

And if I might see you out on the street, one day when
I might be havin’ some 93 cent pizza down there, and uh
you might walk by me, and if I see you with Teva
sandals and you’re wearin’ socks, and you got like blue
jeans on and a white t-shirt tucked in with no belt -
I’m f*ckin’ ya up!