Steel Panther - Just Like Tiger Woods
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Just Like Tiger Woods Lyrics

If you don't call that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertalise the ladies in the neighbourhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to blind

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Rip that shack like you know you should
In the back of a car, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a car is heading for your esplanade, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the demons in the neighbourhood
Don't think about those three foot clubs
You crawl to your traps when you're begging them sluts

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages I never could
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods

Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a cool girl and maybe just chill
Be will in the pub with a hundred mil

Bang a new popstar everyday
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
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Become the king of your neighbourhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods

Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah

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