Had a gaggle of friends in high school
I know none of them now
Cleared my memory of them

Here's what I heard through the rumour mill

'so and so's' a lawyer
'you know who's' a nurse
'what's his name' got murdered
Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
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The one 'voted most likeley to succeed'
now works at Dairy Queen
The jock that used to beat me up daily
now sells his ass to men for money

Me, I play in a punk rock band
Don't see it as a fault
I may not be the richest
but I'm doing what I want

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