Call Me Master Lyrics

Welcome to this farce they call me Irvin S
Consider me god or at least the best of the best
You know you'll come to love my faggy ass ways
Praying that I'll sleep with you just like I was a craze
But I ain't a f*cking fad or a motherf*cking trend
I'm just the f*cking bitch who will be here in the end
When the world goes to pieces and the roaches all be eatin'
All the rich peoples feces like delectable dеlicious
Just like that bitch who picked a fight and thought I couldn't take it
Surе I ran out that door but I get a bigger paycheck
Highest paid whore in a shitty ass town
Just shake my ass like I was a f*cking party clown!
Beggin' to kiss it with two lips and a tongue
A rim job for lovers with a smoke filled lung
Tongue and lung ugh, that rhyme is horrible
So? no one cares Im far too adorable!
I'm no bitch, call me master
Place tongue here to move me faster
Im not always nice sometimes Im a bastard
But suck it up boys, I'm your master

Riddle me this, Riddle me that
Does it bother you to know I could scream just that?
And you won't know the difference
As well as a million other bitches
Going "uh err what's he saying? Oh he must just be playin
I'm sure he's not out gayin', just like he's always claimin'"
I ain't jokin bitch you're all f*cking dumb!
You should be suckin me not suckin your thumb
Just ask my boy A-C he'll say I'm great in bed
Best sex he's ever had, not to mention all the head
You can call me a whore and then push me to the floor Say I'm a f*ckin' bore but Ill still come back for more
Cause I don't know when to stop and I don't wait my turn
Ill break your f*cking teeth and then laugh as you burn
Now dont think Im an ass because that shit ain't true
I'm just always right and 10 times smarter than you!

I'm no bitch, call me master
Place tongue here to move me faster
Im not always nice, sometimes Im a bastard
But suck it up boys, I'm your master
Now you're going all around thinking I am special
The only flamboyant rapper to hit the stage and hustle
But Jeffree has been doin this shit long before me
Star turnin me on saying Sit on my face daddy
And all you bitches comin to my shows
All you actin like you hoes
Going f*ckin' mad cause I'm crazily spastic
But yall know Im only sarcastically fantastic
Now I'm nothing real and I'm far too fake for you
If I was a president Id be Georgie Dubbayu
With those big bouncing boobies and ass that just won't quit
Im a sucking dick machine that takes coins and never spits
Ill suck a wank just like it holds the answer to my needs
If dicks were joints Id be so high Id be gettin' nose bleeds
Now you must be sick of this because I am sick of you
Carving f*cking cows out of gold that's all you do

Just once I want a bitch to pin me down smack me across the face and yell "f*ck me you Worthless Fag!"

That's so hot…

I know, don't cha just wanna have my abortion?

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