Jingle Bell Drunk Lyrics

[Verse 1]
All I want for Christmas is tequila in my stocking
Get them sleigh bells rocking
Grandma pop and locking
Bubba brought a new girl that nobody even knows
I think she shrunk her clothes
But that's just how it goes

[Pre-Chorus]
Mrs. Claus is drinking White Claws on the roof
Uncle Santa brought a batch of hundred proof, shoot

[Chorus]
I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen
I've been naughty, I've been nice
Made my list and checked it twice
I got you so I got everything I want

[Post-Chorus]
I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?

[Verse 2]
I'll admit that I'm a little mistletoe tipsy
Feeling all frisky
So, baby, come and kiss me
Maybe after presents, we can go and hit a backroad
Say we're headed to the MAPCO
'Cause we're out of tobacco

[Pre-Chorus]
Mama won't believe a word I say
She'll just roll her eyes and say, "Sure, okay" [Chorus]
I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen
I've been naughty, I've been nice
Made my list and checked it twice
I got you so I got everything I want

[Post-Chorus]
I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?

[Pre-Chorus]
Mrs. Claus is drinking White Claws on the roof
Uncle Santa polished off the hundred proof (And poof)

[Chorus]
We're getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
I don't give a jingle bell— who is it? Listen
I've been naughty, I've been nice
Made my list and checked it twice
I got you so I got everything I want

[Post-Chorus]
I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?

[Outro]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Drinkin' all the way

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