Psychostick Jolly Old Sadist Lyrics

Jolly Old Sadist lyrics

Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his
cookies and milk NO MORE

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me

And I wanted me a new guitar
with EMGs and a whammy bar

I don't know why thats so much to ask
I was good this year, but now I'm beatin some ass
because

(Chorus)
Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I
wanted for Christmas
Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote
on my wishlist
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Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things
that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old
sadist

LIES.

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
with a stuardess named Angelina Jolie
but Santa has forsaken me

And I wanted just like every year
a new liver and a truck of beer

I've been so nice and real patient too
but Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do
because

(Chorus)

Santa brought a lot of socks

these lyrics are submitted by Penguinchao