My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball,
And my brother was an expert from the start!
But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test,
I couldn't kick my way right into her heart!

Oh yeah!
He tried playing rugby and soccer and football,
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He tried kick the can and even martial arts,
But even with fist dedication, "I've still got no coordination!"
He couldn't kick his way right into her heart.
Oh yeah...