NIRVANA


Floyd The Barber Lyrics

Bell on door clanks come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

© PRIMARY WAVE TUNES; THE END OF MUSIC;

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Meaning to "Floyd The Barber" (2 meanings)
DRV 11/26/11,15:40
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Kurt said it on film. A vision of a demented Andy Griffin Show from watching the show and wondering the true story since the shows fabricated happy time. Barney, Opey, Aunt Bea, Andy. Characters.
Anon 10/01/10,18:10
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Also, some of Nirvana's songs actually tell a story, whether it's something Kurt thought up or not. You just have to twist your own mind to attempt to understand 98% of it. Think outside the box :)
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