Happiness Hotel Lyrics

Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace.
There's no carpet on the floor.
Don't try to order dinner.
There's no kitchen anymore.
But if the road's been kinda bumpy.
And you need to rest a spell.
Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel.
If you've got luggage keep it handy.
But you're running out of luck.
'Cause the bellhops ain't to organized.
And the elevator's stuck.
Still if you don't mind friendly animals.
And can learn to stand the smell.
Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel.
Welcome home.
Oh, welcome home.
No matter where you wander.
You will never do as well.
Okay the lobby's looking shabby.
And it's got the wrong address.
And the whole dern thing has been condemned by 'Merican Express.
Still the management is cheerful though the whole joint's gone to hell.
Well welcome home to Happiness Hotel.
Oh there are bugs.
There are bugs.
And there are lice.
There are lice.
Sure we have our little problems.
But you'll never beat the price.
You've got every kind of critter.
You've got ev'ry kind of pest.
But we treat 'em all as equals.
Jes' like any other guest.
Though you're cleaner than the others.
Still as far as we can tell.
You'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel.
We'd fit right in to Happiness Hotel

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