Monty Python Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics

Orchestra
   Leader:A-one, two, a-one two three four
  Leader: Half a bee, philisophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half a bee has got to be
Vis a vis it's entity.
-d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When
 half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury.
-Singing!...
All sing: La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half a Bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Half a Bee.
  Leader: Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a mena
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gerie?
All yell: No!  It's Eric the Half a Bee.
All sing: Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
  Leader: I love this hive employ-ee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer's afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
All sing: He loves him carnally...
  Leader: Semi-carnally.
(speaks)
The End.
   Voice: Cyril Connolly?
  Leader: No, semi-carnally.
   Voice: Oh.
All sing: (Quietly)
Cyril Connolly
(Ends with an elaborate whistle)