MIDNIGHT BEAST


I Kicked A Shark In The Face Lyrics

The Midnight Beast!

We’re the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south
west
London
We’re not unsigned because we’re shit, we’re unsigned
because
corporation sucks
And because we’re shit
Shut up Ash

Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
Moved in with his best boyfriends
We’re the best
To a very big mansion of a crib
No more nappies, no more bibs
What?
Nothing
Errr, We got our own fridge

The wide world's very, very mean
But mum, I can handle myself you’ll soon see!
Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my
shoulder
There’s a shark standing there and he looks much older

He’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’
I turn around and I’m like ‘What the hell?’
He looks back at me, he’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’
I look at him and I’m like ‘What the hell? W- w-w-what
the hell?’

Then I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
Then I kicked the shark in the face
His face was a total disgrace
Humans are better
You can’t punch me with a flipper
I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face

I’m sitting on my arse playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice and its calling out my name
I’m like ‘Yo, what you want mother fucker’
He’s like ‘Yo, y-y-you mother fucker’
What happened next?
I’m getting to that
Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
I look left look right but there’s no one around
Then a bear TACK-TACKLES me to the ground

He’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’
Then I get up and I’m like ‘What the fuck?’
He looks back at me, he’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’
I’m not even scared I’m like ‘What the fuck? W-w-w-what
the fuck?’

Then I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls
Take one for the team to the balls
Should have protected his balls
Go cry to ya’ mamma
A bear couldn’t cook carbonara
I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls

Swim with a school of fish
Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don’t
come for us
I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don’t
come for us

Then I kicked the shark in the face
Humans are winners
We’ll have you legs for dinner
Unless you’re vegetarian
And that’s okay, being a vegetarian is fine with me

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