Midnight Beast - I Kicked A Shark In The Face

MIDNIGHT BEAST


I Kicked A Shark In The Face Lyrics

We are the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from South-West London
We're not unsigned cause we're shit
We're unsigned cause corporations suck
And because we're shit
Shut up Ashe!
Mom, you're little boy's flown from the nest
Moved in with his best boyfriends
To a very big mansion of a crib
No more nappies, no more bibs!
Ummm, we've got our own fridge!
The wide world's very very mean
But mom, I can handle myself
Just the other day I was walking
Felt a tap on my shoulder
There's a shark standing there
And he looks much older
He's like: rawr, rawr rawr!
I turned around and I'm like
He looks back and he's like:
I look at him and I'm like
What the hell? What the hell?
Then I kicked the shark in the face!
He kicked the shark in the face!
Then I kicked the shark in the face!
His face was a total disgrace!
You can't punch me with a flipper
I kicked the shark in the face!
He kicked the shark in the face!
I'm sitting on my ass playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name
I'm like: Yo, what you want motherfucker?
He's like: Yo, you motherfucker!
Zip up my flies, roll up my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
I look left, look right, but there's no one around
Then a bear tack-tackles me to the ground
He's like: rawr, rawr, rawr!
Then I get up and I'm like:
He looks back and he's like:
I'm not even scared, I'm like:
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Then I hit the bear in the balls!
He hit the bear in the balls!
Take one for the team to the balls!
Should have protected his balls!
Go cry to your mother
A bear couldn't cook up another!
I hit the bear in the balls!
He hit the bear in the balls!
Swim with a school of fish
Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is
We put this bit in the song
So the animal lovers don't come for us!
We put this bit in the song
So the animal lovers don't come for us!
Then I kicked the shark in the face!
Humans are the winner
Cause we'll have your legs for dinner
Unless your vegetarian
Being vegetarian's fine with me!

these lyrics are submitted by BURKUL4

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