Friends For Never Lyrics

One day we're friends forever,
Next day we're friends for never,
Who say, you say, we're best friends,
I say, he say, till the end.

Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake,
You're the icing, you'd be the sponge,
When we're together we become,
A perfect way to end a perfect dinner time,
Quite substantial glass of wine,
A tasty mint goes down a treat, and helps my
indigestion.

Digest this factual piece of evidence,
I'm your butter, you're my toast,
The gravy on my Sunday roast,
-I'm not a fan of your roasts,
What do you mean?
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other
day
-I don't remember
You said you liked the sprouts
-I don't know what to say.
Then you should shut your mouth.

One day we're friends for ever,
Go take some singing lessons
What was that?
Nothing twat.
You're a prick
Eat my shit,
No thank you,
It wouldn't be nice.

Our friendships kind of like a prostitute,
(How?)
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit,
Quite nice arse, great pair of tits.
Well, that's not relevant, Isn't it?
You're full of shit, and that quite relevant
Is it?
I'm going to have a think,
Will you tell me what you think of?
No.

Enter, uh
One day we're friends, the next we're not,
It's so confusing the why's and what's
What the hell,
I thought we were friends just now,
Then I remembered, we had a row (oh yeah)
We're like Bradd Pitt and Angela,
But we don't have a child from Cambodia
Uh uh
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun,
Stop being p*ssy's, and go and work your problems out
son,
'coz i'm done

One day we're born together (one day we're born)
Next day it's stormy weather (next day we're torn)
Who say, you say, we're not friends
I say, he say, f*ck you bender

One day i'm your blood brother,
Next day its, f*ck your mother
-no offence, tell your mum I think she's quite nice,
that particular dig was directed at you and not your
mother.

My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till
dad went out to get some more milk.
He never did come back...

(instrumental until the end)

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