I played Hassle...
I played Hassle...

I played Hassle: The Dorkening once
had eighteen cards in my hand, all Muds
and I didn't seem to need a Mud card to win.
Hadn't tapped a Mud yet — then the other kid grinned.
See he'd just drawn a batallion of Rolling Explosions
plus the card that made me frozen.
Those and the roll of a twenty die did it
my last hit point had already got hitted.
My last instant had already got acquitted
got called twice in a turn dimwitted.
It didn't swell up my ego much.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.

I played Hassle.
I played Hassle.
I played Hassle
I played Hassle.

And I'm 'a make my own game up, and you won't know
which mode of the turn-phase we're in and when to go.
How to lay down cards and at what angle.
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I'm 'a have artifacts like Enchanted Kangol
Mic of Spurious Rhyme Busting
creatures like MC Chris On Robotussin
or MC Hawking who tramples for ample damage.
Rules will be written in C++ and Spanish.
Hit counters will increment only.
The winner of the hand is the one who's the most lonely
because everyone quit
mumbling about futility and shit.

I played Hassle.
I played Hassle.
I played Hassle.
I played Hassle.

I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.

I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once...

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