Welcome to Videoland!
Welcome to Videoland!
We've got rescue the princess!

Check 6, check 7, check 8Bit Bullshit
Giving the nerds something to roll with (Yeah)
We're going to party like its' 1986
Blow in the cartridge and get your fix

You all know me, I'm that rapper
With the nine power glove and a sawed-off Zapper
Electric light in his skulls
Direct hit you'll explode into pixels

Transported to the land long ago
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
You know what they say:
Nintendos before hoes
All them lonely boys will agree
Life was tough when R.O.B. was your only buddy

But don't worry girls, this shit's for you too
Game chicks exist; shocking but true!
So come one, come all 'till you RKS
Follow me on a journey through the NES

I am the one
Madhatter's my name
The prodigal son of videogames
I can't be outdone