LEE EVANS


The Suicide Song Lyrics

There was a young man from Gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em.
His wife said "Jack if you don't put them back, ill
stand on the bastards and squash 'em".

Took a bottle of sleeping pills
nothing really happened not until
I felt slighty unstable, after looking at the label
they were my wife hormone replacement pills
and my voice went up a semi-tone
and now you can call me Joan, and I've lost half a
stone

I'm happy, go lucky, things come easy to me
and it's getting me down, I just wanner be six feet
under ground.

I jumped from a bridge, but what I did not invisage
as I neared the ground, there was a tightening sound,
I caught my braces on the side of the f**king bridge.
And I shot up and down again twice,
It was fantastic
I felt revitalised,
it was probably the best time I have had in all my
f**king life.

Oh yes, I'm happy go lucky.
Things come easy to me, and quite frankly its getting
me down,
I just want to be six feet under ground.

I tired cutting me wrists, I tired but I missed.
I caught myself somewhere else instead,
in fact right between me legs.
And now I go and see a gynaecologist
and they tried to stich it back on,
but they stiched it all wrong,
and now it points in a funny direction,
no straight up!!!

I'm happy, go lucky. Why do things come easy to me?
And it's getting me down.
I just want to be under the ground.
And it won't be long, soon as I finish this song.

Happy go lucky! Yeah, yeah.
Why do things come easy to me? Oh!
It's getting me down, I just want to be under the
ground. Yeah!
Yeah, it's getting me down.
I just want to be under the ground. Yeah!
Yeah!

Correct these lyrics

Watch Lee Evans The Suicide Song video
Hottest Lyrics with Videos
0d082b46b9feb1256049ae4e462c93fc

check amazon for The Suicide Song mp3 download
these lyrics are submitted by tyron
these lyrics are last corrected by Laura

Songwriter(s): Darwin Smith

Official lyrics by

Rate The Suicide Song by Lee Evans (current rating: 5.83)
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Meaning to "The Suicide Song" song lyrics (1 meaning)
Chelsea Allen 12/03/10,06:35
0

This song is mega hilarious.... i love it.. Lee Evans Is a ledgend I Love you Lee Evans your the Funniest man ALIVE!!!
required
capthca required

Characters count
: min. 50 characters