Kevin Bloody Wilson Who's Permission Lyrics

Doin' time, on the mine, is just like bein' in prison,
The Forman's like a warden, and the supervisors f*ckin' dickheads,
But these are the cunts that are runnin' the show, and tell me what I
gotta do,
So I'll fick through me PC Company Bible, and see if there's a rule.

That tells me who's permission have I gotta get, if I wanna have a
wank?
Is there some sorta protocol I gotta follow in case I have an accident,
Don't wanna breach company rules and regs, don't wanna get the
sack,
So who's permission have I gotta get, if I wanna have a wank?
Who's permission have I gotta get, if I wanna have a wank?

Is there a course or lecture that I got to attend? Or film that I should
see?
Do a risk appraisal on jackin' off, make sure I pump the sump safely,
Should we be callin' for a toolbox meetin'? Or a workshop group
thing tank?
Just who's the boss's tossin' off, if I wanna have a wank? And here's
somethin' else,
Does health and safety cover masturbation? Get 'em check out if me
wank site's safe,
Tape off the earer air hair and tag me balls, could be a lot'a back
pressure and spray,
Will I be needin' any specialist equipment? 'Part from vasso porno
and a mop,
Will they have first aid or the fire brigade, in case a friction burns to
me cock? So I need to know.

Who's permission have I gotta get, if I wanna have a wank? Should I be wearin' wet weather gear, when I drain the tadpole tank?
Don't wanna breach company rules and regs, don't wanna get the
sack,
So who's permission have I gotta get, if I wanna have a wank?
Who's permission have I gotta get, if I wanna have a wank?

And what about high veers clobber or breathin' apparatus, or non-
skid steel cap boots?
Or strap meself into a safety harness, when I purge the procreation
tube,
Will I be needin' an assistant, like an apprentice or maybe a TA?
Or one'a them big titted sheilas from the office give a hand, maaatee,
Should I be wearin' a hard hat or rubber gloves? Or safety goggles
for me eyes,
Or a ground sheet coverin' the wank space, when them backed up
sperms start flyin',
Invite the Forman and all them supervisors, make sure that I'm doin'
it right,
And when I release me nutsack tsunami, them cunts can clean up
the f*ckin' site, but first I gotta know.

Who's permission have I gotta get, if I wanna have a wank?
Should we advise the RSPCA, before I give the monkey a spank?
Don't wanna breach company rules and regs, don't wanna get the
sack,
So who's permission have I gotta get, if I wanna have a wank?
Who's permission have I gotta get, if I wanna have a wank?

Who's permission have I gotta get, if I wanna have a wank?