Kevin Bloody Wilson Roo Dog Lyrics

Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed, ugliest dog I've
seen,

And if you ever saw him, bet ya half a carton yood
agree,

He got the limp in a trap as a puppy dog, lost his eye
when he run into a gate,

And an ear in a fight with another dog, covered in
fleas and mange.

And all of the town dogs picked on Roo Dog, 'cause he
couldn't fight,

Lost an ear and lost eye, lost another fight tonight,

And all of the other town dogs, didn't wanna catch the mange,

So they wouldn't let poor Roo Dog, join in any town dog
games.

Then one outback kristmas eve, Santa lost his way,

Roo Dog can you help me 'cause, f*ckin' reindeers got
me lost,

And then how the town dogs loved him, and they shouted
out with glee,

Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed, Yool go down in
history.

Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed, Yool go down in
history.