He Only Comes Once A Year Lyrics

He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.

Can't even get it up, the muscle's missin' in the middle,
It's just a useless piece'a gristle, danglin' from his gut,
Or he's just too f*ckin' drunk, to make his sausage sizzle,
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.

He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.

Most times he's just too drunk, or just too f*ckin' lazy,
He don't suspect them babies as someone else's kids, But if it weren't for his mates, servicin' her daily
His ol' lady'd go crazy 'cause he only comes once a year.

He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.

Yeah he only comes once a year, it may as well be down the
chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.

He's just like father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year.

Yeah he's just like father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.

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