JULIE BROWN


Earth Girls Are Easy Lyrics

Is it true what they say about Julie?
There she is, letÕs ask her.
Julie, did you really go out with an alien?
Uh huh
What was it like?
Real different
By the way, whereÕd you meet him?
I was nude sunbathing on my patio, and he was checking me out from his UFO
Guess he couldnÕt take it Ôcause he lost his cool, crash landed in my swimming pool
ooh neat
So he beams over too he starts licking his lips, stroking his antenna and wiggling his hips
IÕm no Albert Einstein but IÕm not that dumb, I know lust no matter what planet itÕs from
He said earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
Was he cute?
No way, definitely uncute
Total grossarama, slick as a slug, with a shake-and-bake complexion and eyes like a bug
Wavy on weird I wanted outta there quick, he was a cross between Flipper and Alan Thick
Ooh
I ran in the house, I locked every lock, I was not gonna party with some horny little Spock
All of a sudden I screamed in horror, he was groping my leg through the doggy door
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
I canÕt go on.
What happened next is just too personal to put in a pop song.
If itÕs that bad, you have to.
Promise you wonÕt tell?
Uh huh
His touch was a love drug, I had to have more, the next thing I knew I had opened the
door
Come in space monkey kiss me here, kiss me there, heÕs still disgusting but I didnÕt
care
Give us more details
Oh how do I describe it.
Well you know how a blender has 12 speeds?
Well when he got up to puree I thought I would die.
But when he put it on liquefy, I wanted his baby.
Ohhhhh. Oh yes, yes.
Is that your tongue.
One of them
That sure is a big piece of machinery youÕve got
I made it myself
Oh you space stud, you
ThereÕs no ride like this at Disneyland, baby.
Oh synchronize, synchronize, IÕm docking Ohhhhhhh.
And to think we did all that without even touching.
Slow:
Now IÕm back to my senses and heÕs light years away, if heÕs listening in space I have
something to say
I took the lock off the doggie door, so come back moon doggie when youÕre ready for
more
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (sleazey)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (very easy)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)

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Songwriter(s): Charles Coffey, Ray Colcord, Julie Ann Brown
Publisher(s): Warner-tamerlane Publishing Corp., WB Music Corp.

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