I’m John C, my styles smooth never choppy,
The number one announcer is me it ain’t Funaki!
So Kish wants to release pieces of his feces?
Well when the match is over he tastes my cheeks cheeses,
Stop, repeat this, I win I never lose,
Every single match I gotta new pair of shoes,
Which I can use as toys or decoys,
I’m not about to lose to a lost member of the fat boys!
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