Jimeoin Third Draw Down Lyrics

In my kitchen there's a draw at the top
'Sgot cutlery: knives, forks, spoons the lot
Second draw down's got big knives and an egg whip
Things that should go in the first draw - but they just don't fit
But the third draw down
From the top
Is just full of shit
Aha... and there's tons of it...
Elastic bands and tally-hos that don't stick
Dried up glue, false teeth, something stolen from a hotel
Things that are broken that you know you'll never fix
But you put them in the third draw,
'cause you just don't got the heart to throw them away,
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It's the third draw down
From the top
An' it's full of shit
Bum-bup-a-bum,
Bum-bup-a-bum-bum-bum,
Bum-bum,
Blu-tac and cellotape that's been hit by a truck
One chopstick, an ashtray from Canada
Paid bills and envelopes
Things that you think'll come in handy - but they just never do
It's the third draw down
From the top
An' it's full of shit
Bup-a-bum-bum-bum,
In the third draw,
It's full of shit...
And the fourth draw down
(that's the one below the third)
It's got plastic bags in it