Jesus In A Sidecar The Bathrobe Guy Lyrics

(J. Roberts)
the bathrobe guy is the new baby now
the bathrobe guy arm wrestled a cow
way down in the park
head let out a bark
and everyones gleaming
from the toilet cleaning
i dont know why you say
i cant go outside to play
in the snow
you know
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i'd much rather stay inside
i'd much rather play inside
with you
woo hoo
the bathrobe guy is the new baby now
the bathrobe guy got turned into a drow
got hit by a beam
of pure shaving cream
now that we're lubricated
i want to be sedated