(Darrell bath)

(Transcribed by colin ford)
(Updated by Johnny Godwin)

Take a thousand pin-up girls to stepney to bombay
Take me to fancy restaurants to be amongst the whole milay
And all the blue-eyed gals of 6 foot 3
Are gonna leave you broken down on your knees
Cause in the golden locks and their fluttering lashes
You say, "I told you", all day long

Never (never) trust a blonde
Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde
Just when you thought it was safe to get it on
Watch out for their teeth boys you never trust a blonde

I been dreaming of clinches
With scene stealing wenches
And stars of hollywood and Vine
Too many goofs and ham-fisted moves and blaming it on the wine
Now your best bet's, a hung lovin' brunette
Make it quick boys cause I ain't got long
And turn your back on the girl in black
You never trust a blonde

Never (never) trust a blonde
Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde
Forget all that stuff about ad-men, like my own father
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My daddy said, "rocky, don't even trust your mom"!

They all queue in line, they wanna see me hung, drawn and quartered
Sure as anight on the moon shine, a recipe for leaving me slaughtered
So beware of the smell and the lies they all tell
One line from a fair blues song
I'm telling you mate, when the hour gets late
You cannot trust a blonde

Never (never) trust a blonde
Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde
You think you can hide behind peroxide, then you got it wrong, so wrong
Watch out for their teeth boys, never trust a blonde

Here comes another, never trust a blonde
She could be a mother, never trust a blonde
Even in China, they never trust a blonde
She minght be a blinder, never trust a blonde
Never, ever rush 'em, never trust a blonde
It's best if I crush 'em, never trust a blonde
One more for good luck, never trust a blonde
Squeeze in another, never trust a blonde