I got a gal with just one eye
No depth of field but sweet as pie
And I just don’t careo
If her vision is in stereo
To me she’ll always be the tops
My sweet little cyclops

She’s the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
She’s the one-eye, one I love

Now you might wonder what she’s thinkin’
‘Cause it looks like she is winkin’
In arguments I yell and cry
But she just can’t see the other side
It’s worse than it looks, says her mother
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
‘Cause she’s blind in one, blond in the other

She’s the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
She’s the one-eye, one I love

Now how it happened, she just won’t spill
Was it scissor sprint or William Tell?
Well the eye got put out and was never found
Gone to take a look around
My Columbo cutie, Popeye punkin’
Sammy Junior, Sandy Duncan

She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
She's the one-eye, one I love