Guttermouth Chaps My Hide Lyrics

Chaps My Hide lyrics
a wet suit rash, tight pant re-hash
oh, i forgot to wipe
it's warm outside, a pony ride
a drive across the country side

a side of flan, a marathon
the pork's a little rare
blueberry tarts, then come wet farts
the chaffing in my dairy air

bull leg strut, monkey butt
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bull leg strut, monkey butt
you know what chaps my hide
riding bikes when it's hot outside
isn't that fucked
boy i sure feel like a schmuck
when people scream look at him
monkey butt has set in
a rash around my pecker
my balls and butt