I'm a Mother, I'm a lover
A chef, a referree
I'm a Doctor and a chauffer, seven days a week
I ain't asking for a medal, yea, I know you work too
I'd just like a little credit where credit is due

It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone
Yea, the dishes and the diapers never stop
Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k
I know this may come as a shock..
But this here's a full time job

Well I'm takin' a vacation
I could use a little fun
I'll be sippin' on the silence
And soaking up the sun
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I'm leavin' you my apron
You can try it on for size
You said there's nothing to it
So I'm sure you'll be fine

It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone
Yea, the dishes and the diapers never stop
Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k
I know this may come as a shock but this here's a full time job

In a day or maybe two
You'll be changing your tune
By then you'll be ready to drop..
Working my full time job
This here's a full time job