The Dreaded Air Herpes Lyrics

[Thor] It used to be reserved for the offenders of the
flesh
Whores and sluts and cocksmen only felt its painful
wrath
Five seconds of fun is all it took for your junk to
bleed and ooze
Like a zombies face covered in mace or a hookers
ravaged taint

But that's all changed now through the wonders of
modern science
It spreads through coughs and sneezes from doctors to
their clients
The dreaded air herpes will sear your nob until you
reek of pus and bile
[Thor and Darren] The smell of all the cock rot soars
and spreads for yards and miles

[Thor] The dreaded air herpes will solve all the worlds
problems
They will kill off the weak, we can blame it on Obama
The smell of oozing lesions and Valtrex fills the air
[Darren] This floating death disease will f*ck you up,
I don't f*cking care

[Thor] Genetically altered herpes created in a lab by
nerds with beakers They sprouted wings like insects and tiny claws with
f*cking pinchers
[Darren] The swarms are thick and black and move real
fast and loudly screech
[Thor and Darren] Run for your life I see the herpes
flying down the beach!

[Dialog]
[Will]: Hey man, what'd that guy say?
[Justin]: He said the dreaded air herpes, man!
[Thor]: Ah SHIT!

[Thor] They'll fly into your clothes and claw their way
into your junk
You'll stink so bad you'll think you had just screwed a
f*cking skunk
You scream and shake and flop around like an old and
dying moth
The only way to save yourself is to just saw off your
cock

It used to be reserved for the offenders of the flesh
Whores and sluts and cocksmen all felt its painful
wrath
Five seconds of fun is all it took for your junk to
bleed and ooze
Like a zombies face covered in mace or a hookers
ravaged taint

f*ck!

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