Welcome To The United States Lyrics
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visitor not in possession of a visitor's visa.
Type or print legibly in pen in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
Item 7 - If you are entering the United States by land,
enter LAND in this space. (LAND!) If you are entering
the United States by ship, enter, unh-unh, SEA in this
Do any of the following apply to you? (Answer Yes or
(No! No! Yes! No! Yes! No!)
A. Do you have a communicable disease; (COUGH NOW!
Coughs . . . ) physical or mental disorder; or are you
a drug abuser or addict?
Tell me, Bill, Yes or No. (No) Louder. (No!)
B. Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an
offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a
violation related to a controlled substance; or ever
been arrested or convicted for two or more offenses for
which the aggregate sentence to confinement was five
years or more?
Answer Yes or No. (Yes! Yes, sir! Yes! No! No! No!)
Or been a controlled substance trafficker; or are you
seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral
Answer Yes or No. (Yes or No) Thank you!
C. Have you ever been or are you now involved in
espionage or sabotage; or terrorist activities; or
genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved,
in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi
Germany or its allies?
Answer Yes or No. (Yes)
Thank you very much! And welcome to the United States!
Reiner Romer: Thank you very much! Here they go! Frank
Zappa and Hermann Kretzschmar! Back on stage, Peter
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Songwriter(s): Frank Zappa
Record Label(s): 2012 Zappa Family Trust Under exclusive license to Universal Music Enterprises, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc
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