Howard: It's him, he's watching us!
Mark: You think he heard us?
Ian: I've been in the band for years, and . . . you can
bet that he hears everything
Jeff: Let's go over and pretend to be nice to him
Howard: Let's go over and pretend we don't know he's
Mark: And ripping off all our good material
Howard: Hi, man
Ian: Hi, Frank
Mark: Hi, man
Jeff: Hi, Frank
Aynsley: Hi, man
George: Hi, Frank
Mark: Well, that's a great new comic song you wrote,
that one about the penis and everything, I was laughing
a lot while I was learning it
Howard: Yeah, Frank, uh, it was a little hard to get
into it first, but, uh, once we got the drift . . .
Jeff: That's a real great part you got in there for the
chorus when they go ran-tan-toon ran-ta-tan, while I
steal the room and everything, I don't mind he's
ripping it off so long I get paid . . .
Mark: Me too, I won't even care 'bout the part where it
goes 'what can I say about this elixir?' so long as me
and Howard and Jeff get credit for special material,
there's some bad ground acid . . . Aynsley, you can
take it with a grain of salt, ha ha ha . . .
Aynsley: I don't mean to upset you, lads . . . I don't
mean to upset you, lads, but the reason my retorts were
so snappy is because he's making me do this, I should
imagine he's making you do yours too, isn't he?
Howard: Get out of here, you creep, you used to live in
Aynsley: See you later, lads
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