They came in, woke me up, took me to their penis-shaped spaceship. I was scared. What’s happening? Why are they pulling off my pants? Giant alien cock, five feet long. Oh f*ck, I know where this is going. I am about to get raped. The government is trying to find me, but they have been unsuccessful so far. The government is trying to find me, but they have been unsuccessful so far. Blegh.
The ineviatble heat death of the universe, splitting an human open.