Flight Of The Conchords Hurt Feelings Lyrics

Hurt Feelings lyrics

Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
We have feelings
We have feelings
Some people say we’re not rappers
We’re rappers
That hurts our feelings
That hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We’re vincible
What you are about to hear are true stories
Real experiences
Autobiographical raps
All true
Bring the rhymes

[Jermaine]
I make a meal for my friends
Try to make it delicious
Try to keep it nutritious
Create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize asshole
No one even mentions my casserole
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
You could’ve said something nice about my profiteroles

[Bret]
Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for a wet suit to scuba dive
But every suit I tried was to big around the thighs
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies size
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
I’m not going to wear a ladies wetsuit, I’m a man
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
Get me a small men’s wetsuit, please

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[Jermaine]
It’s my birthday 2003
Waiting for a call from my family
....They forgot about me
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum

[Bret]
I call my friends to say let’s go into town
But they’re all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
They’re all lined up to see that movie, “Maid in Manhattan”

[Jermaine and Bret]
Have you ever been told that you’re ass is to big
Have you ever been asked if your hair was a wig
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed
Have you ever been told you have a weird shaped head
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away
Once again, They forgot about J
Were you ever called homo ‘cause in school you took drama
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama
Tears of a rapper
Don’t want to make a rapper cry then watch what you say
I’m crying tears of a rapper
Pouring like the bullets of my AK
Goldplated tears of a rapper
These are the tears of a rapper now
These are diamond tears of a rapper
These are the bulletproof 24- carat gold tears of a rapper

these lyrics are submitted by Isabel Ramirez