Flashlight Brown Praise The Day Lyrics

Lost my cool at a brand new school     
Where the kids all smelt kind of strange        
And I threw my chair when I caught the teacher's glare
As she called me little Mary-Jane

All the ribbing that I god-damn took 
From the kids left my ego in a whirl 
And the kids would say while I sat and watched them play 
Hey there kid are you a boy are a girl 
             
Praise the day I'm old and grey 
And don't look much like a girl 
And the kids all come and dance in the streets 
Proclaiming me the king of the world 

Figured it'd be fine when I hit grade nine 
And I'd grow a big beard really soon 
Till the first day of gym when I met father tim 
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And he sent me to the girl's change room 
               
Illustrate my weekly pass come across as feeling crass
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Look out god I'm gonna die

My black candle won't stop smoking even though I blew it out
My stigmata are signs of disease
Reputation as the finest burnt your bridges to be sane
Look out god I'm gonna die

Now in the end I will surely transcend 
All the things I was never meant to be 
So with some skill and a little good will 
Out on ladies night I'll get in bars for free