The Kiss (Skit) lyrics[Eminem:]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill her
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch
[Dave:]
Yo man
[Eminem:]
What
[Dave:]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
[Eminem:]
Man would u shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
[Dave:]
Aight let me park
[Eminem:]
Just park
[Dave:]
Im parkin!
[Eminem:]
Turn the car off dogg
[Dave:]
Aight
[Eminem:]
Aight we wait
[Dave:]
We wait for what
[Eminem:]
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her
[Dave:]
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for
[Eminem:]
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is in
[Dave:]
Man dont point that shit at me
[Eminem:]
Its not even loaded bitch, look
[Dave:]
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit
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[Eminem:]
Yea but its funny as fuck
[Dave:]
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear
[Eminem:]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?
[Dave:]
where?
[Eminem:]
Right there mothafucka
[Dave:]
(sigh)yeah
[Eminem:]
Aight get down get down
[Dave:]
Fuck, what u doing to her?
[Eminem:]
Get Down!
[Dave:]
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?
[Eminem:]
Yo, who she walkin with
[Dave:]
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
[Eminem:]
watch your fuckin mouth
Did she just kiss him
[Dave:]
I dont think so
[Eminem:]
Dogg she just fucken kissed him
[Dave:]
No she didnt
[Eminem:]
Shes kissin him dogg
[Dave:]
No shes not
[Eminem:] Gets out car
[Dave:]
Ohh shit
[Eminem:]
Come on
[Screaming & Running]
these lyrics are last corrected by Me 
