I'm A Pilot Lyrics

Well I walk up to you and I shake your hand
Ask you how your day was, you were up all night, that
sucks I understand
Now hurry the f*ck up cause I don't want to wait
I'm in a hurry and it's your fault I'm stepping 20
minutes late

Cause I'm a pilot, I only care about me
I don't give a f*ck if I bring your jet back code 2 or
code 3
I'm a pilot and I never make mistakes
I'll take the credit if it aint broken, I'll blame you
if it breaks

I don't even know where the oil filter lies
But I'll tell you fix it faster, goddammit! ‘Cause
I'm the one who flies
And I'll leave FOD in the cockpit without even a trace
Then I'll over-g the targeting pod with a smile on my
face

Cause I'm a pilot, I only care about me
I don't give a f*ck if I bring your jet back code 2 or
code 3
I'm a pilot and I never make mistakes
I'll take the credit if it aint broken, I'll blame you
if it breaks

I'll put out some chaff, maybe a flare. Aw f*ck it
Cause when I get back I want to see you have to replace
the whole damn bucket
And the ECM pod that one's my favorite joke Forget to turn it on? f*ck no! It just pisses me off
when something aint broke

Cause I'm a pilot and I'm a mean old son of a bitch.
Yeah I know that it sucks that it's all cold and rainy and
here I am inside my cockpit all warm and toasty.
Hey crewchief, while you're at it, why don't
you get my tapes for me? What? Do you think I want to
hold this helmet bag all damn day?

I'll piss on your seat and blame it on a leak
Oh wait, gotta think of something else that's the same
excuse that I used last week

When I'm taxiing in do whatever it is you do
You can do a dance, pull down your pants, I don't care
I not even looking at you
And I'm sorry I scratched your jet up, maybe she had an
itch
Cause your baby may have your name on her, but I just
made her my bitch

Cause I'm a pilot, I only care about me
I don't give a f*ck if I bring your jet back code 2 or
code 3
I'm a pilot and I never make mistakes
I'll take the credit if it aint broken, I'll blame you
if it breaks

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