Great News! Lyrics

[Intro skit, spoken]
(Voicemail:) Yesterday, 10:25PM
(Female voice:) Hi, it's me. I just wanted to say, "Hi, it's me" and to see how you were. And I know it must have been hard for you to bump into us like that, especially now that you're a cripple. And...uh...I just want you to know i-it's hard for me too
(Male voice:) Hey, honey! Get back here, I wanna f*ck you!
(Female voice, laughing:) Stop...
(Crippled man:) Oh...
(Female voice:) Anyway, I wanted to give you some great news. Um, it looks like me and Blotard are gonna get married!
(Crippled man:) No!
(Female voice:) I know it's a little sudden, seeing as I just dumped you last week, but I wanted to say that, uhh, we would...see each other...y-y'know, at some point. Bye!
(Male voice:) Hey, look at this f*ckin' hard-on over here!
[Moans, bedsprings squeaking, screaming, crippled man crying] (Voicemail:) End of messages

[Intro]
That is great!
Really great news and I'm
So happy, so happy for you and I'm
So glad life treats you just like it should
And I'm so glad you're getting your bell rung so good
I'm so happy to hear it...

[Verse 1]
That is great
News
That is great
News
That is great
News
That is great
News

[Chorus]
I'm so happy to hear it
Now it's time to die
I'm so happy to hear it

[Solo]

[Verse 2]
I said that is great
News
That is great
News
That is great
News
Really great
Really great for you

[Chorus]
I'm so happy to hear it
Now it's time to die
I'm so happy to hear it
Now it's time to die

(Sobbing) I love you, bitch! I love you!

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