Cold Forty Three Mad Mad World Lyrics

Verse 1:
I met a girl with juicy lips,
a tiny waist, and sugar tits.
I felt between her legs and cried,
cause her dick was as hard as mine.
My pastor digs agnostic front
Converting strippers into nuns.
He spreads the word in many ways,
and then he spreads yo mamma's legs.

Chorus:
It's a mad mad world.
It's a mad mad world.
It's a mad mad mad mad
mad mad mad mad world.

Verse 2:
I make a gnarly jumbo shrimp.
My specialty is boneless ribs. You'll never see me have a taste,
it goes against my vegan ways.

Chorus:

It's a mad mad world.
It's a mad mad world.
It's a mad mad crazy mad
super very f*cking mad world.

Bridge:
Walked my chocolate lab vanilla,
It was raining cats and dogs.
Then she chewed up my umbrella,
that's when I thought....

Chorus:

It's a mad mad world.
It's a mad mad world.
It's a mad mad crazy mad
super very f*cking mad world.