Please Mrs Henry Lyrics

Well, I've already had two beers
I'm ready for the broom
Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you
Take me to my room?

I'm a good ol' boy
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
Talkin' to too many people
Drinkin' too many kegs

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs.Henry, please
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime

Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
Pretty soon I'll be mad
Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you
Take me to your dad?

I can drink like a fish
I can crawl like a snake
I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a drake Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime

Go, Missus Henry, go

Now, I'm startin' to drain
My stool's gonna squeak
If I walk too much farther
My crane's gonna leak

Look, Mrs. Henry
There's only so much I can do
Why don't you look my way
An' pump me a few?

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime
I ain't got a dime

Please, Mrs. Henry, please

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