Canadian Bush Party Two Cops In Tim Hortons Lyrics

It's 3 AM and I'm waiting

for the coffee perculating

in the kettle in the back

And there's no use getting all upset

 about who is degrading who

when there is hockey on the set

Chorus

There's two cops in Tim Hortons

 and I'm just another shit to them

maybe I'm just a good for nothing

but did I have to hear it again?

And they got two blue and whites

parked in the back well out of sight

in the hopes that I won't see

And maybe I'm getting older

a little more fat and slower

but is there any other way to be?

Not like I had better things to do,

they're just wasting my time

And now there's no use getting all upset

about whos degrading who,

When there's crullers to be had.

Honey glazed and jelly filled

Those chocolate sprinkles really fit the bill

 And won't it make those pig-boys mad?