Camille West I'm Dyslexic Lyrics

I'm Dyslexic lyrics

I was only seven
when I learned how to read
I got the education
every child is guaranteed
We read around the classroom
Teacher hollered "Next!"
I was only comfortable
when reading Hebrew text
I’m dyslexic and I’m mad
D-A-M

Well I met a boy named Otto
I loved him for his name
‘cause backwards and forwards
it always looks the same
He took me to a musical
I gave him such a hug
I said "What a great production of
Annie Get Your Nug"
I’m dyslexic and I’m mad
D-A-M

Backwards forwards sideways
up and down and down and out
It’s all so topsy turvy
it makes me want to shout


"Is there anybody out there
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who could lift this mental fog?"
I may not be religious
but I do believe in Dog

Driving down the highway
on a dark and stormy night
I hit the left hand signal
Of course I headed right
A cop gave me a ticket
and what was even worse
when I went to pull away from him
I threw it in reverse
Tish happens
D-A-M

Some folks think it’s a handicap
but I think that they’re wrong
‘Cause I get the backwards lyrics
in those heavy metal songs
Internet connections and pet psychology
the timer on the VCR
they all make sense to me
I’m dyslexic
Hot Damn!
M-A-D
I’m dyslexic
and I’m Mad
D-A-M