Luckiest Loser lyricsSongwriters: Jones, Stacy; Maloy, Zac; Reddick, Jaret;Man, you're really one heck of a guy
Best friend since junior high
You showed me Playboy for the very first time
That was rad
We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the front row
I pierced your ear right before the show
We stole your brother's beer
And he didn't know
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love
Or did you just wanna get some?
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You better run for cover
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
And did I mention that you both suck.com
Now you're stuck with her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser
I met her at a kegger, passed out in the yard
Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard
6 months later, she crashed my car
That was rad
She's got a glow from her spray on tan
Marilyn Manson is her favorite band
I really think she might worship Satan
Not a band
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love
Or did you just wanna get some?
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
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You better run for cover
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
And did I mention that you both suck.com?
Now she's stuck with you
Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
Like Celebrity Golf with Alice Cooper
Guess that makes me the luckiest loser
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover
You deserve each other
A 'Lethal Weapon' when you take her home
To meet your mother
She was a superstar
Back seat of my car
Those days are over
Now life goes on, yeah
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love
Or did you just wanna get some?
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You better run for cover
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
And did I mention that you both suck.com?
Now your stuck with her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar
Like number two on a pooper scooper
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser
(That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion)
Luckiest loser
(I know you know she used to be my girl)
Luckiest loser
(You better run for cover)
Luckiest loser
('Cause she's ticking like a time bomb)
(And did I mention that you both suck?)
these lyrics are last corrected by Heavenchik07 
