Bob Rivers Bobbit Song My Ding-a-ling. Lyrics

Bobbit Song My Ding-a-ling. lyrics

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

When I was a little Bobby boy

My ding-a-ling brought me loads of joy

Every morning my alarm would ring

The first one up was my ding-a-ling-a-ling



(Oh my ding-a-ling)

(Oh my ding-a-ling)

(He'll never let go of his ding-a-ling)

(Oh my ding-a-ling)

(Oh my ding-a-ling)

(He'll never let go of his ding-a-ling)



Mmmmmmm, that is beautiful

You know what I heard?

I heard 2 girls over here shapoening up some steak
knives

Yup, and there's a guy over here singing soprano

That's alright brother, I know just how you feel



One night I went to sleep and it was standing tall

I woke up and heard someone a runnin' down the hall

When I reaached down I couldn't find my thing

My wife chopped off my ding-a-ling-a-ling



(Goodbye ding-a-ling)

(Goodbye ding-a-ling)

(His wife cut off his ding-a-ling)

(Goodbye ding-a-ling)

(Goodbye ding-a-ling)

(His wife cut off his ding-a-ling)



Oh no! (OH YEAH)
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Oh S**T!



Mmmmmm, my manhood's out playing hide and seek

Police dogs sniffin' up and down my street

Sure was glad when they found that thing

And the doc sewed on my ding-a-ling-a-ling



(Hello ding-a-ling)

(Hello ding-a-ling)

(The doc sewed on his ding-a-ling)

(Hello ding-a-ling)

(Hello ding-a-ling)

(He's glad the found his ding-a-ling)



That is so beautiful

I think it's a beautiful little song, I really do

But you know what? Eberybody's still not singing

We're gonna dedicate this last verse to those

Men in the first row that look really nervous



This here song, it's real damn sad

I hope your wife never gets that mad

When you go to sleep you better hide that thing

Or you might wake up with no ding-a-ling



(Goodbye ding-a-ling)

(Goodbye ding-a-ling)

(His wife cut off his ding-a-ling)

(Goodbye ding-a-ling)

(Goodbye ding-a-ling)

You don't wanna lose your ding-a-ling-a-ling

these lyrics are submitted by kaan