Bloodhound Gang The Bad Touch Lyrics

The Bad Touch lyrics
Songwriters: James Franks



Ha ha, well now, we call this the act of matingBut there are several other very important differencesBetween human beings and animals that you should know aboutI'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby, sweat babySex is a Texas drought meAnd you do the kind of stuffThat only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pantsAnd I'll bet you'll feel nutsYes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm EbertAnd you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two hand touchYou want it rough, you're out of boundsI want to you smothered, want you coveredLike my waffle house, hash, browns
Comin' quicker than Fed ExNever reaching apex like Coca Cola stockYou are inclined to make me rise an hour earlyJust like daylight savings time
You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammalsSo let’s do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelYou and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammalsSo let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucketLike the lost catacombs of EgyptOnly God knows where we stuck itHieroglyphics
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Let me be specificI wanna be down in your south seasBut I got this notion that the motion of your oceanMeans small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs, high tideB 5, you sunk my battleshipPlease turn me onI’m Mr.Cofee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I’ll show you mineTool time, you’ll love it just like LyleAnd then we’ll do it doggy styleSo we can both watch X-files
You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammalsSo let’s do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelYou and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammalsSo let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammalsSo let’s do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelYou and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammalsSo let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammalsSo let’s do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelYou and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammalsSo let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

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