BLOODHOUND GANG


The Bad Touch Lyrics

Songwriters: James Franks

Ha ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought me
And you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want to you smothered, want you covered
Like my waffle house, hash, browns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reaching apex like Coca Cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
You and me baby, ¬?ain't nothing¬?¬? but mammals
So let¬?s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, ain't nothing¬? but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics
Let me be specific
I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide
B 5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mr.Cofee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
Tool time, you'¬?ll love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-files

You and me baby, ain't nothing¬? but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, ain'¬?t nothing¬?¬? but mammals
So let¬?¬?s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, ain't¬? nothing¬?¬? but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, ain'¬?¬?t nothing¬?¬? but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, ain't nothing¬?¬? but mammals
So let¬?s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, ain'¬?t nothing¬?¬? but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

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Songwriter(s): James M. Franks
Copyright: Songs Of Polygram Int. Inc., The Jimmy Franks Publishing Co., Hey Rudy Music Publishing
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Meaning to "The Bad Touch" song text (4 meanings)
crazyjerry 08/23/11,00:01
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if bean listening to it since i got desert storm 2 back to baghdad i loved it since i was 6 now im 9 it is da bomb of oblivion.
tiara 08/11/11,04:18
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OMG this song is so good! You all should listen to the prime remix of it though! (only people that like dubstep but)
Mieeeee 08/16/10,21:10
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OMG i coudnt find this song for like 6yrs of my life and now i have, i love this song ....i knew the chorus thats how i found the song ....but OMG ..LOVE IT !!!
lexci 07/03/10,17:34
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man i have been listening to this song scince i was like five or something and i still love it. it nvr gets boring. its funny too. i just like it. its sooo sick
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