Beautiful South I Hate You (but You're Interesting) Lyrics

Tables turned over and curtains ripped
Bottles uncollected, collected here
Nothing seems to shine like these razor edges do
It's a crazy little world without you
I went to see a doctor and she said 'Yes, go abead'
'Throw yourself into the sea'
I wrote a will for my friends
And this is how it read
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'Me, me, me, me, me, me, me'
No friends, everything for me, me, me
No friends, just me, just me
Fleet Street was a very funny place
Home to the mad and the corrupt
What would you say if I told you today
I'd made mis whole story up?
I made this whole story up