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The Big Bang Theory Lyrics

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause then start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

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Meaning to "The Big Bang Theory" song text (14 meanings)
Alex 09/13/12,19:11
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The much debated word sounds more like 'allotropes' than 'autotrophs'. Could the line be 'allotropes began to cool' ?
aljo or alan 06/22/12,22:50
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I think its-14bln yrs ago expansion started 'way too late'or'way to wait'or even'weigh to weight'u know time space matter - wait way weight.anyway my wife and i luv it and her name is Shelley.weirdnt
sheldon33 05/29/12,10:56
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Your lyrics are flawed. AUTOTROPHS never DROOL, but they do BLOOM. In addition, the next BIG BANG won't be HEARD, and most certainly won't be HURT. BAZINGA! Not...
velvel 05/01/12,03:19
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Great show. But the song is largely unintellible and garbled to the English ear. Very poor diction. Had to come to this site to get a sense of the meaning.
Verbanon acta 04/11/12,13:06
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Contrary tithe person below me autotrophs are lifeforms that make their own food ie plants , Archaebacteria, and some Protista.
Roland 03/22/12,23:08
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I love the show, Sheldon's great. Penny's hot. But I'm not sure her acting measures up to the other actors' performances
skypilot1369 03/02/12,11:34
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Oh come on now it is a cute song even if the lyrics aren't scientificly correct, and yes I most likely spelled scientificly wrong Sheldonites. lol
joe 02/20/12,07:01
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I believe it is weight not wait, since the expansion allows for gravity, and weight is a measure of the gravitational force on an object.
gurllie 12/25/11,17:16
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hahahah watchh it everynight even watch reruns on the weekends so to all yuu BBT loovers BAZINGAA to yuu alllllll
EL DEMONIO MALDITO 11/27/10,15:30
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Paren de mamar! Sheldon es joto! El maricas del judio es insoportable, leonardo se siente muy nalga y el hindu esta idiota! La unica buenota es Penny! Mamacita!
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